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Stag Do Pranks in Glasgow

Glasgow is blunt, funny and welcoming. The humour is dry, the pubs are warm and a stag in a good costume gets cheered across the street.

Every Glasgow stag should try the Subway crawl. The underground has fifteen stops on a single loop, and the tradition is to have a drink near each one. Finish all fifteen and the best man must toast the groom.

  1. Pick a station and meet at the top of the stairs.
  2. Each stop has one pub and one dare.
  3. Ride the next train, whatever happens.
  4. Keep a stamp card. Missing a stop means a forfeit.
  5. Finish at the starting station with a speech.

Be careful: Glasgow has a football rivalry that goes back generations. Leave scarves and colours at the hotel, and do not take sides.

Photo dares

  • Pose beside the famous statue wearing a traffic cone on its head, and leave the cone in place.
  • Order a deep-fried treat and rate it out of ten.
  • Learn three Glaswegian words and use them in a pub.

What we offer here

  • Stag Stitch Up Life Drawing.
  • Strippergram at your accommodation.
Can we drink in the street?

No. A local byelaw bans public drinking, so finish your drink inside.

Keep exploring

Glasgow, aye

Learn the Subway map, avoid the football colours and buy a round early.

Browse the prank shop